Australia is the arse end of the world

topic posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 7:38 AM by  cup
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The title is a quote from Paul Keating an Ex-Prime Minister.

As a proud Aussie, what things do you like to whinge about our country?

What makes are country shit?

What's the worst of the Worst?

<To our American friends: This is actually how we show our Patriotism>
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  • Re: Australia is the arse end of the world

    Tue, April 14, 2009 - 12:49 AM
    Location.. location.. location. It's too damn hard to get to anywhere else.

    Midpoint between North/South America and Europe/Africa would be perfect, using Tasmania as an express ferry to Asia.

    But, all said and done, nothing wrong with the 'arse end'. Kylie is famous for it.


  • Re: Australia is the arse end of the world

    Fri, April 17, 2009 - 6:16 AM
    <What makes our country shit? What's the worst of the Worst?"

    Alcohol being too big a part of the national identity
    "Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi" & how showing the southern cross (either as a car decal or tattoo) is seen as bogan/red neck now.
    Political correctness gone mad - especially in regards to religious relations.
    That we STILL do not have equal pay between the sexes - & the double-edged sword of no maternity pay
    That we haven't matured as a nation and look toward the Uk and (ever-increasingly) the US for guidance instead of carving out our own identity and opinion on an international stage
    Our Prime Minister looks like Mr Garrison from South Park. Where's Mr Hat??
    It takes so long & costs so much to travel anywhere in the world (other than Asia, & so not interested in going there).
    Quarantine - makes smuggling a real bitch!
    The delay in getting any new technology, movie or trend to make it's way to the southern hemisphere (usually 6mths after coming out elsewhere in the world)
    Software - American English aint english, and UK English is what American's think UK English is.....which it isn't. Make spell-check redundant really.
    Taxes.
    Tropical heat.
    Skin cancer.
    Beaches.
    FOB's
    Flies
    Traffic
    The cost of liviing
    The sale of home owned companies to overseas investors
    Indian call-centres
    Telstra
    Free-to-air TV

    I've got more....but it's late & that's all my brain can do for now....
  • Re: Australia is the arse end of the world

    Fri, April 17, 2009 - 6:30 AM
    Man, you must be stoopid of you can not find arse in Australia.
    • Re: Australia is the arse end of the world

      Fri, April 17, 2009 - 3:39 PM
      The USA state of Florida has hired a firm in India to handle its folks on Food Stamps. Now, in order to quality for food stamps you must qualify as having less than a certain amount in assets, plus have income at or below the poverty line. The government is sending jobs out of the country while those needing them are getting food stamps? Who is the arse end of the world? Whom is defecating on whom?
      • Re: Australia is the arse end of the world

        Sat, April 18, 2009 - 8:00 PM
        <The government is sending jobs out of the country while those needing them are getting food stamps? Who is the arse end of the world? Whom is defecating on whom>

        You have hit a nerve with me here Suzi.

        I can see the logic and hypocrisy of this.

        The US government talking about jobs and domestic economy and such - and then sends those jobs overseas..

        But the same has happened here in Vic (and possibly in other States).

        The Federal Government has awarded part of the "Job Seekers Network" contract to a company from the UK.

        I can't find detail on it. I am not great keeping up with TV and print news - but have seen no mention of this. The opposition has done a crap job on this issue, and seem at the moment to be whipping up fear again about 'Border Control"... Fuck politics often gives me the shits

        I know many jobs will still be in Australia in that industry, but the management (and hence profit) has been awarded to a UK Company - without the government having to justify this while they call on business to retain workers and create jobs. That's hypocrisy. For the Oz Fed Government to be talking about Job Creation and Stimulus packages and then award this contract to an OS company without having to justify this in the media annoys no end. The result (I am told) is hundreds of people who used to find work for others being out of work themselves..and yet the media and opposition seem pretty silent. I miss someone keeping the bastards honest..

        I would love to learn more about this to get my facts straight, but cant find info on it (does anyone have some links for some facts - my info is second hand ..)

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        • Re: Australia is the arse end of the world

          Sun, April 19, 2009 - 8:27 PM
          I see no logic in this at all.
          Stop Corporate Globalization. It is going to destroy us all, and by the time THEY figure out they can't eat their money,it will be to late.

          On some good news...
          The honey bees have made a hive in the dead oak tree in the back acre of the property. Bzzz bzzz bzzzz....songs of joy!!!
          I rent a room in a 6500 square foot house built in the 1940's. It is on almost 2 acres in town. We have fruit trees, a large garden, and some chickens. No rooster allowed inside the city limits. There are 5 of us sharing this space. Co-housing sort of, as the owner is not territorial and wants all spaces used.
          Some of us have found ways to survive the capitalist arse drilling with our integrity intact.

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