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This includes basic questions that Merkins (people from the U.S.A.) have about Australia, and questions that Aussies have about the rest of the world. Is there something that you're dying to know, but that you feel foolish in asking about?
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The flies
Mon, June 2, 2008 - 1:24 PMMany years ago, my parents briefly visited Sydney on a vacation cruise. They told me about the flies, and about the famous Aussie salute. Here's my stooopid question.
Do all of the urban areas of Australia have this problem? Why does Sydney have more flies than other cities with similar climates? Is it a year-round problem, or mainly a seasonal one? Are DEET-based insect repellants helpful against the flies, or do you have some special formulation for Australia? Do you have a lot of mosquitoes in addition to the flies? -
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Re: The flies
Mon, June 2, 2008 - 5:07 PMThey have plenty. And that's why those hats with the corks hanging from the brim are so popular there.
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Re: The flies
Mon, June 2, 2008 - 7:15 PMSydney dosent have more flys than other citys with the same climate.
It is very hot in a lot of australia a lot of the time and when the weather is hot and there is water around you get flys and mozzies, dosent matter what country your in.
Honestly i don't even notice them and no way would i be putting any thing with DEET in it on my skin.
Yes we have mozzies beacuse we have tropical climates.
But i have no idea what your talking about as far as famous aussie salute??? -
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Re: The flies
Mon, June 2, 2008 - 7:24 PMBlueberry wrote: "But i have no idea what your talking about as far as famous aussie salute???"
Gee, maybe that's an urban legend in the U.S. I'm told that the Aussie salute is a vigorous (backhanded?) swatting motion.
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Re: The flies
Mon, June 2, 2008 - 7:24 PMyou know when you shoo the flies? Its the Aussie Salute
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Re: The flies
Mon, June 2, 2008 - 8:20 PM"Aussie Salute" is wen you wave the flies away from your face, and those cork-hats aren't really used anymore.
The flies are worst when the weather heats up and shocking in rural area's. Most houses have fly screens on all the doors & windows because the flies and mossy's are full on.
Fly spray, one of those insect coils you light, or plug-in repellants are what most people use to keep them off.
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Re: Stooopid questions
Mon, June 2, 2008 - 8:13 PMA 'Merkin" as far as I am aware, is a wig for your pubic region so it's unfortunate if you guys really do call yourselves that.
<basic questions that Merkins (people from the U.S.A.) have about Australia>
1. Isn't that in Europe? (NO, that's Austria)
2. Are there kangaroo's everywhere?
Basic comments that they make:
1. Are you kiwi?
2. Are you south african?
3. "Oh, yeah - with the Koala Bear's!?" they're not bears, just koala's
As for questions about the rest of the world - nothing in particular really. Depending on who you are talking to a where they are from etc. I guess my biggest question for an American is - can they really stop two consunting adults from certain sexual acts? I've heard that along the bible belt things like sodomy and anything slightly sexually left is deemed immoral & therefor illegal? I don't think it's a 'stoopid' question per se; unless I'm dumb enough to believe such a proposterous concept I suppose -
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Re: Stooopid questions
Mon, June 2, 2008 - 8:47 PMGabsta wrote: "A 'Merkin" as far as I am aware, is a wig for your pubic region so it's unfortunate if you guys really do call yourselves that."
A few Canadians jokingly refer to people in the U.S. as Merkins. Why? Any person in the Americas could be a self-described American, but we in the U.S. appear to have co-opted the term, and that is slightly unfair to everyone else in the two continents.
Latin Americans have their own partial solution to the naming problem. People in the U.S. are NORTH Americans. But what about Canadians? They're called Canadians!
To the best of my knowledge, I'm the only Merkin who uses that word.
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Re: Stooopid questions
Mon, June 2, 2008 - 9:08 PMGabsta wrote: "I guess my biggest question for an American is - can they really stop two consunting adults from certain sexual acts? I've heard that along the bible belt things like sodomy and anything slightly sexually left is deemed immoral & therefor illegal?"
Here's what Wikipedia has to say about it:
"Sodomy laws in the United States, laws primarily intended to outlaw gay sex, were historically pervasive, but have been invalidated by the 2003 Supreme Court decision Lawrence v. Texas. While they were often originally intended to outlaw sex acts between homosexuals, many definitions were broad enough to make certain heterosexual acts illegal as well."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodo...ted_States
Fundies--aka Social Conservatives--in the U.S. have had a huge impact on our politics. Example: My understanding is that roughly 20% of our population regarded the 2000 election as a referendum on gay marriage!
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Re: Stooopid questions
Tue, June 3, 2008 - 7:50 AMThis is the first time I've ever heard us called Merkin's. Huh.
About the sexual laws.
Well, it also depends on *where* you do said sexual act. In public, you find yourself adding handcuffs to your toy box, and not in the fun way.
At home with the windows open. A lovely officer will knock on the door and ask that you close the shades.
In the Bible Belt, I refuse to even recognise the Bible Belt as a place of rational thought, laws there are ancient and constantly being faught and overturned. It wasn't just to stop gays but any acts thought immoral and against the "superior" religious values of the region.
But, like most places, there are laws on the books that are positively ancient and idiotic, but until someone fights it, they remain there so as to "not waste taxpayer money".
For example, in Delaware you can't carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket on a sunday???? In W. Virginia, "deviant sexual acts" are described as any not covered in the bible. My law class had a fun time with these.
The sex laws just get overturned as they come up...except that doing it in public one. That would be an interesting day, wouldn't it? -
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Re: Stooopid questions
Mon, June 9, 2008 - 7:40 AMWell not too long ago in San Antonio two gay men were arrested
for having sex. The officer was called to the residence by neighbors
for what i don't know... found the door unlocked..entered
...saw what he saw and arrested them on the spot.
The scary part about this is that though I remember reading about this in the paper
I can't seem to find any record of it on the interent.
Apparently it wasn't that big of a deal...to those who did the arresting.
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Re: Stooopid questions
Tue, June 3, 2008 - 6:37 AMI want a bright orange Merkin for Burning Man. Perhaps I should start dating only redheads?
I have not been arrested yet for any sexual acts I have participated in to date. I am 55, have done almost everything, even if only once. This must be because I don't do it in the middle of the freeway. If I were a young gay man, I might have been beaten to death by some homophobic 'straight' men by now, though. -
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Re: Stooopid questions
Tue, June 3, 2008 - 7:39 PM<I want a bright orange Merkin for Burning Man. >
What a great thought!! -
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PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
Wed, June 18, 2008 - 11:12 PMSeveral years ago, an acquaintance mentioned one observation about her vacation in Australia. The taxes on gasoline in Australia are supposed to be relatively high, as they are in Western Europe. Because of that, people have a bigger incentive to save money by taking public transportation. Lorraine told me that in the city she visited, one didn't really need a car to get to work, or to go out to the local pub at night.
Is that true for all urban areas in Australia? Gasoline taxes are low in the U.S., and most Merkins are in love their cars. So public transportation is not very good in most U.S. cities, because the demand is not very great. (San Francisco may be an exception.) How do you feel about public transportation in your country? -
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Re: PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
Thu, June 19, 2008 - 6:46 PMPublic transportation is not designed to be user friendly in most major US cities. I don't think it is because we don't want to use it. San Diego, CA has redeveloped the trolly system there, and it is outrageous.
When I was in Brisbane, I took the CitiCat. For one price, I could get off adn on all day,plus ride the land buses too with the same ticket, all day, off and on. Here in the states, it usually takes a get on price, then a transfer ticket, then another fee to get on yet again. Unless you buy a monthly bus pass, it is not user friendly.
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Re: PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
Thu, June 19, 2008 - 8:18 PMi think public transport might be good for tourists who are travelling in non-peak times. each state is different and i can only comment on the nsw system which has problems. i can't compare it with any other transport systems globally (haven't seen any) but the prices are high & the service is low in my opinion. each year there are fare increases and they say that they are making changes to improve the quality of service but it never happens.
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Re: PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
Thu, June 19, 2008 - 10:15 PM<,Lorraine told me that in the city she visited, one didn't really need a car to get to work, or to go out to the local pub at night.
Is that true for all urban areas in Australia?>>
Depends on where you live. In Melbourne - there are suburbs you cant get by in without a car - but many you can do just fine in. For years I lived in the suburb of Richmond in Melb. I used to drive to work (needed the car for the job) but I could have got there easily without it. Once home - we would rarely drive anywhere to do shopping or eat out or head down the pub. Lots of inner city suburbs are like that...
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Re: Allergies
Sun, June 8, 2008 - 2:21 AMI live in California's Central Valley, which some claim to be the hay fever capital of the U.S. I have to spend most of my time indoors from late April through early June. Do certain urban areas of Australia have more airborne pollen than others? -
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Re: Allergies
Tue, June 24, 2008 - 7:07 PMSTUPID QUESTIONS THAT PEOPLE HAVE ALLEGEDLY ASKED OF NATIONAL PARK RANGERS IN THE U.S.
Here is the link:
www.snopes.com/humor/ques...rangers.htm
Many years ago, I had a Summer job as a wilderness ranger in the Inyo National Forest, in the Southeastern Sierras in California. It's very possible that tourists really did ask the questions reported by snopes.com.
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Re: Stooopid questions
Sun, July 13, 2008 - 4:43 PM<U WILL SURPRISE!!!!!!!!! >
NO I WONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
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Re: Property taxes
Mon, January 19, 2009 - 11:37 PMHenry George was a 19th Century Merkin, who had some interesting ideas about property taxes, among other things. He advocated relatively high property taxes on land, but zero taxes on houses and other improvements built on the land. There's "a method to the madness", but I won't get into it unless you're interested. In contrast, most places in the U.S. have relatively low property taxes, but buildings are taxed at the same rate as the land.
Anyway, I've read that Australia and a few other countries have partially implemented Henry George's idea about property taxes. For example, in Denmark, land is taxed at a higher rate than the buildings. How do you feel about the Australian approach to property taxes? -
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Re: Voting
Sun, April 12, 2009 - 5:05 PMIn the U.S., the Republicans controlled the voting process in certain swing states, like Ohio. Consequently there has been massive election fraud in those places, and many thousands of would-be voters (largely African-Americans and Hispanics, who tend to vote for the Democrats) are disenfranchised. A Democrat presidential candidate must receive substantially more than 50% of the ballots actually cast there, in order to capture that state's packet of Electoral votes. You can read about it in the British press, but it is grossly under-reported here.
Anyway, my understanding is that voting is a requirement in Australia (as it is in Belgium). How do you feel about that? Would you be better off if the uninformed don't-give-a-hoots were allowed to stay away from the polls? -
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Re: Voting
Mon, April 13, 2009 - 12:48 AMForcing people to vote does not sound democratic. It sounds lie something a dictatorship would impose on the people. We all know the polls can be rigged anyway.
I am so thankful the system is in crash and burn mode.
Let the thieves eat their money while the rest of us feast from our victory gardens and hen houses. -
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Re: Voting
Mon, May 18, 2009 - 1:22 AMDRINKING WATER
Here in Sacramento, California, the drinking water isn't very good. Sometimes it tastes like an aquarium smells, and sometimes it tastes of chlorine. I use an activated charcoal filter, and put the filtered water in the frig. After a few hours, it tastes as good as water from a mountain stream.
I've read that some people are concerned about salinity in the Murray River. How does the tap water in Melbourne taste? -
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Re: Voting
Mon, May 18, 2009 - 2:06 AMA hell of a lot better than it tastes 750ks further downstream in Adelaide, I'd bet!
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Re: Voting
Mon, May 18, 2009 - 2:43 AM*bwah-ha-ha*
<-- Adelaidean
I drink Adelaide tap water without flinching - but I'm used to it... -
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Re: Voting
Mon, May 18, 2009 - 5:05 AMSoon with our desalination plant, I may only be able to afford to drink wine..! -
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Re: Voting
Mon, May 18, 2009 - 10:26 AMHere in Oregon there is a product called Oregon Rain. It is rain water captured as it falls before it hits the ground. They call it virgin water, as it has never been touched by the earth, avoiding any risk of contamination. It is sold in blue wine bottles, corked and all. It is the cost of a cheap bottle of wine. It is the sweetest water I have ever tasted, and I have drank from some very fine wells.
Of course, I have only bought one bottle to taste it. It is out of my price range. I use a filter to rid my water of chlorine which can ruin my kidneys (and yours) as well as eliminating the lead and other toxins from the old pipes in the house.
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Re: Voting
Tue, May 19, 2009 - 11:53 PM<They call it virgin water, as it has never been touched by the earth, avoiding any risk of contamination>
In a lot of places they have acid rain, so that would not apply.. here in melbourne I would say our rainwater is reasonable though..
To me, the stuff out of the tap tastes just fine, but a lot of people comment about how they add fluride to the water.... Melbourne water does not taste dirty or metalic. To me, what come out of the tap tastes just as good as most bottled waters... -
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Re: Voting
Sat, August 22, 2009 - 12:05 AMIt's been awhile since I've asked a stoopid question on this board; so here goes. Do modern Aussies still say "fair dinkum". I like that expression. -
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Re: Voting
Sat, August 22, 2009 - 12:53 AM< Do modern Aussies still say "fair dinkum". I like that expression. >
I use it, not often, but certainly...
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Re: Voting
Sat, August 22, 2009 - 1:56 AMThey do still say that...but with an accent, Lar. -
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Missing!
Mon, August 31, 2009 - 5:00 PMWith the Minister for Tourism, Water and Finance missing, will they still build the desalination plant?
Who's going to sign the cheque? -
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Re: Missing!
Mon, August 31, 2009 - 5:43 PMNo idea.. but I hope they find him safe and well. -
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Re: Missing!
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2 Ministers in the news today
Mon, August 31, 2009 - 7:45 PMFrom ABC Online.....
1) Victorian Government minister Tim Holding has been reunited with his family after being found alive on Mt Feathertop, where he survived two nights alone in sub-zero conditions.
2) New South Wales Health Minister John Della Bosca, has faced the media this morning after his shock resignation amid revelations he had an affair with a 26-year-old woman.
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Re: 2 Ministers in the news today
Tue, September 1, 2009 - 3:46 AMerm.. on a tangent..
what the hell difference does it make if he had an affair with a 26-year-old woman?
Would it have been different if she had been 27?
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Re: 2 Ministers in the news today
Tue, September 1, 2009 - 8:28 AMIt would appear so...Anything over 28 is just to old to be a scandal. -
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Re: 2 Ministers in the news today
Thu, September 3, 2009 - 2:13 AMI say high fives to the Della Bosca!
She's a babe too - score!
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